Monday, July 27, 2009

Anti-diet


In preparation for this weekend's MS150 bike ride, I've decided to employ a few strategies:
  1. Don't exercise - I need to conserve my calories
  2. Eat as many carbohydrates as possible. Avoid most of the fruits and vegetables that I normally consume.
  3. Eat as much fat as possible. I will be unable to consume 4000+ calories each day. My body will be looking for energy (and rather than consume muscle tissue); I'm hoping to build up some fat deposits.
My first step in fulfilling this plan involves 1- 2 cups of Kopp's custard each evening.

Pledge me!

1 comment:

Caleb Werner said...

Man if I only knew you were trying to eat poorly. I could have been the best coach you've ever seen my friend.